ALDI

Right, let's talk about ALDI in Southport town centre. It's your reliable, no-frills supermarket on Meol Cop Retail Park. If you're doing a big shop and don't want to break the bank, this is probably your best bet. They've got everything from your milk and eggs to, well, you know, random DIY tools and garden stuff. I've been going for years, and it's always busy, which tells you something.

It gets a solid 4.5 stars from over 1,855 Google reviews, which is a good sign. I find the staff pretty sound, even when it's manic. The middle aisle is always an adventure – you go in for bread and come out with a kayak, or something equally daft. Seriously, though, good value and decent quality for most things.

Opening hours are pretty generous; 8am to 10pm most days, even Saturdays. Sundays are 10am to 4pm, so bear that in mind. Give them a ring on 0800 042 0800 if you need something specific. Remember your pound coin for the trolley, or you'll be doing the awkward "can-I-borrow-yours-mate?" dance.